i thought we might all like to brush up on our parts of speech before proceeding with this post.......
ad-jec-tive
an adjective modifies a noun or a pronoun by describing, identifying, or quantifying words.
ad-verb
an adverb is a word which usually describes a verb. It tells you how something is done. It may also tell you when or where something happened.
noun
a noun is a word used to name a person, animal, place, thing, and abstract idea.
verb
a verb is a word which describes an action (doing something) or a state (being something).ok, if i haven't scared you off with all that learnin', let's get onto the story.
a letter from the road-a mad lib by rychelle-
(extremely funny, if read with an accent)travelogue, day 1
today we toured the
insert adjective oquirrh mountain temple. i don't think i've ever seen a more
insert adjective chandelier in all my life. good work, mormon craftsmen. i left with a feeling of peace, despite the
insert number blister(s) formed on the bottom of my
insert body part. (but, boy, did i look hot in those 3 inch heels. i'm kinda' surprised i didn't meet my future husband on that tour. i feel slightly
insert adjective/still inspired and holy-like.)
following the temple tour, we headed out to kurt and amanda's
insert adjective wedding. the bride looked
insert adjective as she
insert verb down the soggy isle. it's a shame we couldn't hear any of the ceremony, due to the fact that we were seated right next to the
insert adjective ducks. but, it was entertaining to watch the
insert adjective guests consume mass amounts of
insert liquid and then try to navigate the un-even and
insert adjective terrain. (note to self: doughnut holes + wedding cake = two things i truly love, but it's kind of like crossing a penguin with an owl. it sounds like a good idea, until you end up with a pengowl.)
travelogue, day 2today i met up with
insert noun (person) and
insert noun (person) at
insert noun (place) for scones. (note to self: find out why they do not have a "scone place" in las vegas.)
travelogue, day 3today i began a two day day road trip with a two year old.
insert adjective idea!
my favorite person and i began our adventure by having lunch with the
insert adjective and
insert adjective camille. she is even more
insert adjective in person, than she is on her blog. i seriously contemplated purchasing
her sister's house, just so we could be closer to one another, enabling me to
insert verb her in person on a regular basis.
after lunch, we continued on to grandma and grandpa taylor's place where we
insert verb cookies, played kick ball, watched tractor shows (who knew there were entire programs dedicated to tractors?!?) and petted the
insert plural noun,
insert plural noun and
insert plural noun.
travelogue, day 4
after
insert verb (ending in ing) our breakfast of pancakes and eggs, my favorite person and i hit the road once more. this time we headed towards the
insert adjective city of idaho falls, to visit our
insert adjective uncle,
hott blair. we enjoyed our time there by graffiting the pavement with sidewalk chalk, playing with "that kid" and giving long, contemplative and curious stares to brant. (he really is a
insert adjective looking fellow.)
travelogue, day 5home again, home again, jiggety jig......today we
insert adverb headed back to slc. the highlights of today's journey were driving through the
insert severe weather condition, hitting
insert adjective bumps in the road and peeing outside! (note to self: get yourself one of those two year olds. they make road trips, and life in general, a lot more
insert adjective.)
travelogue, day 6
let me just say that joel mchale is freakin'
insert adjective! i don't think i've
insert verb that much all year. (note to self: don't bother visiting your father's birthplace, magna ut. although it sounds like a hilarious adventure, i'm sure the reality of the place would be depressing.)
travelogue, day 7
today i joined a group of
insert adjective bloggers for lunch. it turned out to be a
insert adjective experience. although many of my favorite bloggers were absent, i got to
insert verb all kinds of new ones.
"the girls" (i want to clarify that by "the girls" i am referring to the women in my family, not my breasts. although, my breasts were also present) and i ended the evening by going to see
the proposal, at the
insert noun (place). although we were
insert number minutes late, i don't think we missed much. the show was both funny and
insert adjective. (note to theatre: if you're going to make me sit in an assigned seat, it would be nice if you provided me a way to find said seat in the dark.)
travelogue, day 8
today is a
insert adjective day. it's time to leave slc and head back to
insert noun (place). but, on a positive note, i got to make the
insert number hour drive with
heidi! we played
MAD LIBS on the way home, which made the trip seem like only
insert number hours long. there's nothing like laughing your
insert body part off, while driving
insert number miles per hour. believe you me, we will be
insert verb about this trip for years to come!
