my favorite person has just turned two!
and, i was fortunate enough to score an invite to his exclusive birthday bash.
let me just say, jordan hosted a rockin' celebration, the likes of which salt lake has not seen since the twilight premier party.
aside from being another excuse to consume excessive amounts of costco cake, this weekend also proved to be a learning experience.
here are just a few "facts of life" i picked up on this weekend:
two years passes by REALLY FAST.
two year olds enjoy the sound of balloons popping a lot more than i do.
you may not be able to get a two year old to speak your name on command (it is the CUTEST thing i've ever heard), but if you tell the wii to stop calling you a "fat ass", he will repeat that.
one hour of wagon rides in not enough. you will be asked for MORE.
eric carle books are more exciting to a two year old than paul frank underwear. but, it's the opposite for adults.
you don't need a fork to eat cake.
it can snow in utah in the spring.
and finally, it is possible to make it from the jett blue ticket counter onto your airplane in exactly 8 minutes, at the salt lake city airport. (that would NEVER happen at the las vegas airport!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!
just remember, I love you the most.



24 snarky commenters undeterred by restraining orders:
I'm sorry you had to encounter the snow. I'm so done with it.
However, two is the best age of all. It's my favorite. I wish all my kids could stay two forever. The last one has 4 more months before she turns three, and I will cry.
I think you are hilarious! I was great meeting you Friday night if only for a brief moment. You should've wrote the welcome to Utah billboard, I can see it now.. Where it snows in the spring and the airport experience is a flash!! Have a great week..
What a lil' cutie, and such stylin' hair! I love those tube crawly things, they're really cool! Looks like he had a great b-day!
Um...do you really need an excuse to eat excessive amounts of CostCo cake?
Mmmm...cake.
I mean, what a cutie!
He's so adorable!! Too bad we didn't get to eat Cafe Rio together.
First--he is adorable. Happy Birthday Jordan.
Second--Mmmmmmmmm......Costco cake.
Third--Boo to snow in Spring!!
How much fun! Two is most fun when said 2-year-old belongs to someone else. Sorry about the snow - I'm so tired of it!
Glad it wasn't just a vacation, but a learning experience for you!
Darn snow. Glad you made it home.
Costco cake...yummy!
He must be brilliant if you are related. I have to try some of this Costco cake...and yes it's too bad you aren't able to stay to see Leslie!
Love the TWO'S! Sissy has a melt down at least once a weekend and I can't help but giggle every time.
And, you were in SLC and didn't call??? Are you breaking up with me?
Jordan is adorable!!
was it the death by chocolate costco cake???
Glad you had fun - sorry we snowed on you - Utah is rude like that!
AND nothing is cuter than a 2 year old butt in paul frank underwear!!
melissa - we are so NOT broken up.
this trip was all about family.
but, don't worry - i'll be back! (as said in my best terminator voice, of course)
Wait.
You were HERE?!??!
Booooooooooooooooo :(
He is soooo cute and your pictures are awesome! Stupid Utah.
you JUST learned that you don't need a fork for cake??
There is NOTHING more painful than an Eric Carle booK.
Wow - you totally know how to party...wait a minute, do you do anything else? You go on more vacations than a travel writer, I'm so jealous...and I'm sure the Costco cake has nothing to do with it.
Oh what a cutie he is!
Glad you got the golden ticket :)
RYCHELLE,
Thank you so much for coming for his birthday. He really misses you. I hope you get an invitation for June so you can come back. (you dont need a invitaion you can still come) Thank you for all you do for jordan and us of course.
COSTCO cake is the BEST EVER!!!!
next time is for a long time so we can do all the things we didnt get to do.
SEE YOU AGAIN SOON
He is truly adorable! i can totally see that he loves YOU the most.
Any day with a Costco cake is a good day. (but seriously, have you tried freezing the chocolate sheet cake? It makes the frosting the consistency of fudge. SO yummy!)
And it's snowing here again today. You got out of here just in tim :P
Make that "time"
Sorry that Utah had to snow on your parade. But it looks like the party was fun!
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