the world's shortest fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis virgin margaritas, (almost) always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat was fat and happy, traveled more, had many lovers was not a ho, didn't (have to) save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass buns, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End